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After successfully completing her fourth scientific study of indigenous tribes in Peru at the age of twelve, Sarah started on her life-long dream of buying the world a coke. While she is not reigning as the US ambassador to Antarctica, she finds herself in orphanages round the globe teaching young children how to amuse themselves with the ancient art of sock puppetry. Once she has mastered the usage of all 8 words in the English language that start with a letter Q not followed by the letter U, she will give lecturing tours to prominent botonisty circles on her developments with the common dandelion which she has manufactured into an alternate source of clean burning fuel for automobiles. Her sophomore rap/polka album "Polka Yo' Eyez Out" will hit the stands in time for the lighting of first candle of Channukah. While she is pleased to introduce her new line of educational kitchen china for children and domesticated animals, she cannot personally promote them until the end of her headlining international tours with the Paris Opera's "La Boheme", the Russian Ballet's "Giselle", and The Ice Capade's rendition of "Lolita". You can hear for her voice in the upcoming Disney film based on the life of Helen Keller as "Janie", the loveable singing bird who is Helen's "eyes & ears" that pecks morse code on her hands. She resides in a bungalow on her island in the South Pacific, however she often flies her private lavender jet to any number of her aparments, homes, cottages, villas, mansions, plantations, estates, boxes, etc. spread across twenty six separate countries around the planet. She enjoys: chapstick, Beverly Cleary novels, and speaking/typing in the third person.

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